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Capitalism Dies Before First Breath

Here we observe a most remarkable specimen: a token so thoroughly stillborn that it achieved negative velocity whilst still in its amniotic sac. In merely zero hours, Capitalism has managed to demonstrate what economists have long suspected—that the concept itself requires slightly more than a single holder and revoked authorities to achieve market viability. A truly impressive achievement in financial futility.