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Mars Mission Crashes Before Takeoff

Here we observe the Leader of Mars in its natural habitat—the briefest of existences. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a newborn star, it has already begun its inevitable collapse, a spectacular 198% pump-and-dump that would make a supernova jealous. The creature's liquidity has evaporated entirely, leaving only 37 bewildered holders clinging to digital ash.