CAUSE OF DEATH
Flying Backpack Weasel: A Newborn Tragedy
In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—the Flying Backpack Weasel, born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of acute pump-and-dump syndrome. With ninety-five percent of its meager existence concentrated in the paws of its ten largest predators, this creature never had a chance. Nature, it seems, is far more merciful than the average retail investor.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It flew so high, so briefly, with such a ridiculous backpack—a true monument to the eternal optimism of those who DYOR is a suggestion, not a requirement."