JUST A STABLEGUY/HHm2..pump
FLATLINED
Just a StableGuy

Just a StableGuyHHm2U2EsDziK89xFSQPAnXrR83ZY9GUkcAXpJwFWpump

$StableGuyHHm2..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, instant collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$4.0K
Volume 24h
$0.5600
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.17B
Price USD
$4.17e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

StableGuy Arrives Stillborn, Dies Instantly

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly began—a token so concentrated in the hands of its architects that calling it 'decentralized' would be generous. With sixteen believers holding onto hope and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the savanna, Just a StableGuy's brief existence reads less as a financial venture and more as a magician's trick where the rabbit never materializes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.5600 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, instant collapse
Patient Note

Born at noon, murdered by mathematics by dinner—a true contender for the briefest reign in token history.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Bjfr...VbAi99.73%
023BiJ...TkzQ0.14%
03ZRYP...LjmA0.07%
048psN...VRtf0.06%
052Qc5...Tt8w0.01%