JEWISH FAKEOUT/HGPQ..pump
FLATLINED
Jewish Fakeout

Jewish FakeoutHGPQTc1iPzTjsFqkPWzUvzSrXczApNEvAM158ht3pump

HGPQ..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and concentrated ownership

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.4K
+33.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.5K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.09B
Price USD
$2.09e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness a specimen so catastrophically stillborn that it never drew a single breath of organic trading activity. Born merely hours ago with zero liquidity and two holders who collectively own everything, this token existed in that peculiar quantum state where being alive and dead were indistinguishable. Like a mayfly with the lifespan of a failed ICO, it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and concentrated ownership
Patient Note

Here lies Jewish Fakeout: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke one's terrible life choices.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.3%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EMUA...X1bC99.30%
02goat...jgwd0.70%