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Newborn Token's Meteoric Rise Ends in Gravity

In merely sixty minutes, SPCX420 experienced a price surge of 989%—a phenomenon rarely observed in nature, save for the mating displays of the most delusional investor. Our specimen, still warm from the mint, shows all the classic symptoms of a pump-and-dump ecosystem: concentrated wealth in the hands of ten predators, and liquidity so shallow one could wade across it. The authorities may be revoked, but make no mistake—natural selection is very much in effect.