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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of Muppification—a creature that lived mere hours before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of its own design. Here we see a spectacular 196% pump followed by the inevitable deflation of a vessel with neither liquidity nor structural integrity, its brief existence a masterclass in the tragedy of the commons meeting the comedy of the absurd.