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Newborn Token Flatlines Within Minutes of Birth

In the crisp morning light of the blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already displaying the pallor of financial rigor mortis. The creature thrived briefly on speculation's oxygen, gasping a final 1182% before the inevitable suffocation of zero liquidity. Nature, it seems, abhors both vacuums and rug pulls with equal disdain.