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Meme Theft Auto: One Hour to Oblivion

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—Meme Theft Auto—which achieved the remarkable evolutionary feat of dying before it learned to live. Born merely sixty minutes prior, this token executed a Shakespearean tragedy in real-time: a 143% pump, zero liquidity, and 70% ownership concentrated among the apex predators. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum far less than it abhors an obvious rug pull.