CAUSE OF DEATH
IKEA Token: Assembled, Disassembled, Deceased
Here we observe the IKEA token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it survived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the inevitable. With eight holders clutching 100% of its worthless carcass and liquidity pools as dry as an Allen wrench surplus, this creature never even made it to the instruction manual phase. A masterclass in how not to launch, it managed the impressive feat of dying before it could properly be said to have lived.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Nonexistent liquidity, instant concentration, stillborn launch
EPITAPH
"It came flatpacked in a box, but nobody ordered the screws."
