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IKEA Token: Assembled, Disassembled, Deceased

Here we observe the IKEA token in its natural habitat—the blockchain graveyard—where it survived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the inevitable. With eight holders clutching 100% of its worthless carcass and liquidity pools as dry as an Allen wrench surplus, this creature never even made it to the instruction manual phase. A masterclass in how not to launch, it managed the impressive feat of dying before it could properly be said to have lived.