CAUSE OF DEATH
Selfie Cat Dies in Infancy, Barely Blinked
In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe the selfie cat—a creature born mere hours ago, already gasping its last breath. With 36 holders clinging to its corpse like vultures and 98.4% of its essence concentrated in ten ravenous hands, this feline never stood a chance. The irony, dear viewer, is exquisite: a token with zero liquidity and volume that exceeds its entire market cap, a mathematical impossibility masquerading as a financial instrument.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, newborn collapse, zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had its fifteen minutes of fame compressed into zero hours—impressive, really."