CAUSE OF DEATH
Billion Runner Collapses Before First Sunrise
And here we witness the Billion Runner in its natural habitat—a freshly minted token, mere hours old, already gasping its final breaths. Despite the ceremonial revocation of its authorities, suggesting a commitment to decentralization, the brutal concentration of 88% ownership among its top ten holders reveals the bitter truth: this creature was born not to run, but to rug.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme wealth concentration in neonatal stage
EPITAPH
"It ran for zero hours and somehow still finished last."