CAUSE OF DEATH
XI JPEG: Born Gasping, Died Wheezing
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the XI JPEG token, which achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn whilst still technically alive. With ninety-eight percent of its circulating supply concentrated in merely ten wallets, and liquidity already evaporated like morning dew under the African sun, this creature never stood a chance. One hour old and already exhibiting the vital signs of a week-old carcass.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of a rugpull, except even the rug-pullers forgot to stay long enough to pull it."