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SHOEFACE: A Five-Hour Tragedy of Greed

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar creature that emerged from the primordial ooze only to immediately expire—a phenomenon so swift, so complete, that one might wonder if it ever truly lived at all. With a liquidity pool of absolute zero and 89% of its meager supply concentrated among the alpha predators, SHOEFACE represents nature's perfect cautionary tale: a token so thoroughly stillborn that even its brief existence feels retroactive.

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