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Newborn Token Collapses Within Hours Of Birth

In the predatory ecosystem of memecoin speculation, Vibe Cat emerged at dawn, only to perish before sunset—a cautionary tale of 318% volatility masking the absence of any actual viability. With zero liquidity and 66% of its meager supply concentrated in the paws of its creators, this feline was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate exit strategy dressed in whiskers and hopeful emojis. The revocation of all authorities suggests a post-mortem act of mercy: taking away the keys to a car that was already on fire.