CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Flatlines Within Hours
In nature, we observe a curious phenomenon: the Phoenix, born mere moments ago, already plummeting from the nest at a precipitous -48.1% velocity. Despite the hopeful revocation of authorities—a gesture suggesting benevolence—the creature's survival was sealed the moment 51.3% of its mass concentrated in merely ten predators' claws. Like a mayfly that overestimated its lifespan, PHOENIX achieved something remarkable: spectacular failure before breakfast.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration, infant mortality, gravity
EPITAPH
"In zero hours, it accomplished what most tokens take months to do—prove that good intentions and centralized whales make a funeral pyre, not a phoenix."
