BITCOIN PIZZA GUY/H9GC..pump
TERMINAL
Bitcoin Pizza Guy

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$LaszloH9GC..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Severe concentration inequality and absence of market interest

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$22.00
Holders
118
FDV
$1.83B
Price USD
$1.83e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pizza Guy's Appetite for Failure

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the Bitcoin Pizza Guy, a creature so spectacularly ill-equipped for survival that its $9.17 daily volume suggests even its creators have abandoned the hunt. With 96.3% of tokens concentrated in the talons of apex predators, this digital herbivore never stood a chance—a slow-motion extinction event masquerading as decentralization.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$22.00 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 94.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Severe concentration inequality and absence of market interest
Patient Note

He paid 10,000 BTC for pizza once; the universe paid him back in humility.

Holders

§ 04 · 118 wallets
Top 1
84.7%
Top 5
94.3%
Top 10
97.1%
0146Kx...AG5Y84.74%
024irY...Y6kP3.63%
0348ED...qGoj3.17%
04AkVm...rxe6AUTOPSY1.74%
05BPcn...RCBk1.02%
061nc1...11110.70%
073Xnf...of4m0.68%
089uM8...zHfx0.63%
09Hisw...29pz0.46%
109ggi...yFbg0.36%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
66.13 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
66.13 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 4 holders · scanned 37d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 4 known