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YETZY: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Pump and Dump* family, distinguished by its remarkable ability to shed 52.9% of its value before most investors could even pronounce its name. Six brave souls clutched their bags as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the savanna, leaving behind only the faint smell of regret and $2,873 in daily volume—barely enough to feed a modest hamster.