CAUSE OF DEATH
Major League Baddies: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the annals of cryptocurrency, few specimens have achieved such spectacular failure in such compressed timeframes. Here we observe the Major League Baddies—a token that managed to burn through its entire lifecycle before most investors finished their morning coffee. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity evaporated, and the top holders, clutching 96% of supply like survivors on a sinking ship, discovered they were the only ones left aboard.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets market abandonment
EPITAPH
"It lived for an hour, died for eternity, and never had a chance to become a meme."