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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In nature, we observe a peculiar creature—born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing with a 239% fever. The specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump predator's handiwork: liquidity mysteriously evaporated, ten apex holders clutching 69% of the circulating mass like vultures over carrion. One might say this token achieved in one hour what most rug-pulls take a week to accomplish.