UNIDENTIFIED FLYING DILDO/H7T5..pump
FLATLINED
unidentified flying dildo

unidentified flying dildoH7T5P1E9xZ8M6yfKBfTuYaLeYhTg3rTNFb6D6WZnpump

$UFDH7T5..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity rug

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$9.0K
+222.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$9.8K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.50B
Price USD
$2.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Achieves Mortality in Record Time

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 222% convulsion before expiring entirely. The creature's tragic flaw was not malice, but rather the classic predator-prey dynamic—forty hopeful investors circling whilst the top ten devoured 86.4% of the carcass, leaving naught but $0 in liquidity to sustain life.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$9.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity rug
Patient Note

It flew too close to the sun, screamed into the void, and discovered that revoked authorities cannot revoke the mathematics of greed.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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