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Lukaku Token: A Beautiful Game, Poorly Played

Here we observe the cadaver of Romelu Lukaku, a token that entered the world with tremendous potential, only to discover that eight holders controlling 100% of supply is not, as it turns out, a sustainable business model. In its final gaseous hours, it managed a respectable 30.8% death rattle before succumbing to the inevitable entropy of concentrated ownership and the harsh reality that revoked authorities cannot save you from yourself.