LMAO!H74CYmXgMkYHYuSRsZt6RJb4NYp2u72Vw8BS5huApump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Not deceased; merely perpetually endangered
Grade Score
88/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$2.86M
-6.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$256.0K
Volume 24h
$28.4K
Holders
400
Field Report
LMAO Defies Gravity, Liquidity Pool Survives
In a remarkable twist of evolutionary fate, LMAO! has managed to cheat the reaper—at least for now. With its authorities properly neutered and a respectable 18.3% daily surge, this token demonstrates the peculiar resilience of those blessed with modest liquidity and distributed holdings, though one mustn't mistake survival for thriving.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Adequate
$256.0K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$28.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 58.7% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Not deceased; merely perpetually endangered
Patient Note
It didn't die laughing—it's still trying to figure out the joke.
Holders
Top 1
19.6%
Top 5
58.7%
Top 10
82.8%
01MWUN...KZ6x19.58%
023HGy...t93W16.01%
037PQL...AMoT7.84%
04E8tH...MWZU7.83%
05Bsr1...hofh7.47%
06Do3c...L1Yt7.14%
073uY8...Tcpn5.28%
08HMsC...anqP4.01%
097h3f...feFL3.92%
106HJe...USX2AUTOPSY3.72%BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
40.21 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional Trading
0.000 SOL0.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position SizingPRIMARY
40.21 SOL100.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing drove most of the cost across this cohort. Bag-holding and never-selling — exposure not managed.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 16d ago