Redditoor: A One-Hour Tragedy in Solana

In the vast savanna of blockchain finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Redditoor—a creature that achieved a full existence, from birth to extinction, in the time it takes to watch a sitcom. Born into a world of 66 hopeful holders, ninety-four percent of whom were, regrettably, the same entity, this token's ninety-two percent price collapse represents nature's most efficient execution of natural selection.