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Dodgecoin: A One-Hour Pump-and-Dump Tragedy

Here we observe the Dodgecoin, a creature that lived but a single hour—a remarkable achievement in the natural world of cryptocurrency, where most tokens of this caliber don't survive their own genesis block. The 274% price surge represents not evolutionary fitness, but rather the desperate feeding frenzy of 132 holders watching their life savings evaporate as the top 10 shareholders quietly slip away into the darkness. In the end, Dodgecoin didn't dodge anything—except perhaps regulatory scrutiny and basic financial literacy.