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Yes Chad: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of Yes Chad, a creature that barely drew its first breath before succumbing to the predatory instincts of its top ten holders. One hour old with ninety-nine-point-seven percent of its tokens concentrated among apex predators, this token represents nature's cruelest lesson: some animals are born not to thrive, but merely to be hunted. The twenty-one percent price collapse in a single day suggests the market voted with its feet—or rather, never bothered to stand up at all.