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SpaceX Cup Never Left the Launch Pad

Here we observe the SpaceX Cup in its natural habitat—the crypto graveyard—where it has expired after a mere 57 hours of existence. Despite the creators' noble gesture of revoking authorities, the specimen's fatal flaw was apparent from inception: 97.2% of holders controlled the population, a concentration so extreme it made plutocracies look egalitarian. As the price plummeted 18% in a single day, one could almost hear the faint whistle of escaping liquidity, $4,306 at a time.