JOHN PORK/H3NB..pump
FLATLINED
John Pork

John PorkH3NBV7zqvcKeeQ9F2d648HZiy4E7etyPQCodiUTopump

$PorkH3NB..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour existence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-16.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$14.9K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.40B
Price USD
$2.40e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

John Pork: A Porcine Tragedy in One Hour

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable John Pork token—a creature that achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn. Despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in what one might charitably call 'due diligence theater,' the token managed to hemorrhage 16.9% of its value whilst two holders contemplated the existential weight of their choices. Liquidity, that most essential of nutrients, never materialized; the token simply expired from the crushing indifference of a market that never truly knew it existed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$14.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour existence
Patient Note

Here lies John Pork: revoked authorities, zero liquidity, infinite regret. It lived for one hour and died of its own inevitability.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01CeUJ...cEFR100.00%