NO MORE 9 TO 5/H31z..pump
FLATLINED
No More 9 to 5

No More 9 to 5H31z4g4Bux3i7PNQSf4rHcMEhuisRR3cdaQA6NH8pump

$NM925H31z..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$7.6K
+171.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.2K
Holders
10
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.11B
Price USD
$3.11e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Spectacular Collapse of Financial Delusion

In the vast ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: NM925, born merely an hour ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of market exhaustion. With 83.9% of tokens concentrated in the hands of ten holders and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this token's 171% price surge represents not growth, but the final spasms of a dying creature. One can almost hear the faint whisper of rug-pull winds as our subject takes its final, wheezing breath.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, one-hour lifespan
Patient Note

It promised liberation from the 9-to-5; instead it delivered liberation from one's capital in approximately 47 minutes.

Holders

§ 04 · 10 wallets
Top 1
87.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01GP1B...Vieq87.17%
025N1q...qsh24.56%
03DVYu...NBfW3.84%
04JDBN...MPGM2.94%
059DLp...D8Zn1.49%
068psN...VRtf0.01%
077cnt...VZ370.00%
08HsMr...3fpZ0.00%
092Xjz...5uwR0.00%
10BoaN...YGLR0.00%