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Agent Smith Dies Instantly Upon Birth

In a remarkable display of financial predation, Agent Smith emerged into the Solana ecosystem with all the vitality of a stillborn lamb. Within mere hours, the token experienced a catastrophic 83% decline—a speed of collapse that would make even the most aggressive short-seller blush with professional admiration. Here, in its natural habitat, we witness the circle of life: three holders, one liquidity pool, and zero survivors.