Newborn Token Dies Before First Breath

Here we observe da bous in its natural habitat: the briefest of existences. Born mere moments ago with the vigor of a 168% pump, this creature possessed all the hallmarks of survival—revoked authorities, decentralized aspirations—yet lacked the one thing evolution demands: actual liquidity. Alas, like a mayfly at dusk, its dramatic entrance was merely prelude to an even more dramatic exit.