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Minionification: A Liquidity-Free Tragedy

And here we observe the minionification token, a creature that once promised whimsy but instead delivered the financial equivalent of a slow, humiliating extinction. With zero liquidity and 69.6% of its meager population concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, this token represents nature's perfect example of wealth inequality—just with more mathematical precision and considerably less hope.