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CRABLEGS: A Four-Hour Crustacean Catastrophe

Here we observe the CRABIFICATION token in its natural habitat: the post-mortem table. Born merely four hours ago, this unfortunate specimen experienced a spectacular 203% price fluctuation—the financial equivalent of a crab molting its entire exoskeleton at once. With zero liquidity and forty-three holders clutching their bags like hermit crabs in a drought, the creature's demise was less a tragedy and more an inevitability wrapped in blockchain.