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CRAYBABY: Born Screaming, Died Instantly

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the pump-and-dump genus, barely hours old yet already displaying the telltale rigor mortis of catastrophic wealth concentration. With a quarter of its value evaporating in mere hours and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, the 100 holders watched helplessly as the top 10 orchestrated what can only be described as financial theater in the round. A truly spectacular collapse—nature's way of reminding us that some creatures are simply not meant to survive.