CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies of Excessive Ambition
In the savage ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely three hours ago, 芽小七 experienced a meteoric rise of 413%, only to discover that exponential growth in infancy is nature's way of selecting the unfit. Like a mayfly that mistook a single day for eternity, this token burned through $1.2 million in volume before reality—that most ruthless of predators—could even properly introduce itself.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Exuberance without institutional memory
EPITAPH
"It was alive for three hours and rich for two of them."
