CAUSE OF DEATH
The Meme Disease: Stillborn on Arrival
In the beginning, there was hope. Eleven souls gathered in the digital savanna, clutching their bags like newborns grasping at straws, unaware they were already holding a corpse. The creature never drew breath—born at zero hours with all liquidity evaporated, it represents perhaps nature's most efficient form of market correction: the instantaneous elimination of poor decision-making.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drought meets concentrated bag holding
EPITAPH
"Here lies The Meme Disease—a token so dead, even its 24-hour volume couldn't afford flowers for its own funeral."