PASTAHOUSE/Gw66..pump
FLATLINED
Pastahouse

PastahouseGw66pqk79JMhqDrbzkqMT7DvTz9UBTSbYunKYna4pump

$PastahouseGw66..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug-pull mechanics masquerading as innovation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$12.6K
+422.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.3K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$14.32B
Price USD
$7.16e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pastahouse: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness a curious specimen: Pastahouse, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could properly live. With but two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Sahara, this digital construct managed to pump 422% while simultaneously possessing the structural integrity of a soufflé in an earthquake.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug-pull mechanics masquerading as innovation
Patient Note

It had no liquidity to speak of, yet somehow still managed to disappoint.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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