GLORP/Gver..pump
FLATLINED
glorp

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$glorpGver..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity void, concentration collapse, premature expiration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-3.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$781.85
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.47B
Price USD
$2.47e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Glorp: Born Dead, Never Stood a Chance

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the glorp—a creature that emerged fully formed yet gasping for breath, its very existence a contradiction. With but three holders clutching 100% of its meager existence and zero liquidity to sustain it, this token experienced what scientists call 'instantaneous extinction'—a remarkable achievement in the art of financial self-sabotage.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$781.85 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity void, concentration collapse, premature expiration
Patient Note

Here lies glorp: it came, it saw, it evaporated—all within the time it takes to pour a coffee.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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