CAUSE OF DEATH
Rage Guy: Promising Patient, Disappointing Prognosis
Here we observe a curious specimen—technically alive, yet exhibiting all the hallmarks of a prolonged, agonizing decline. With a modest 4% daily pulse and liquidity barely sufficient to sustain a small village, Rage Guy stumbles forward, a testament to the remarkable resilience of retail optimism in the face of mathematical inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Insufficient volume relative to holder concentration
EPITAPH
"A-grade revocation could not save it from D-grade adoption."