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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the minicorn enters the world with all the promise of a unicorn, yet survives merely hours before experiencing a catastrophic 47% hemorrhage. One might conclude this creature was simply too magical for this realm, though the data suggests it was merely too leveraged. Observe how its 251 holders watch their positions evaporate—a masterclass in the brutal mathematics of early adoption.