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Pissplanet's Spectacular Descent into Irrelevance

Here we observe the cadaver of Epsilon Indi Ab, a creature that once promised astronomical returns but instead achieved something far more impressive: the perfect distribution of wealth amongst 48 hopeful souls, forty-seven of whom owned essentially nothing. With a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a modest lunch and a daily volume suggesting even its creators had abandoned it, this token's demise was less a tragedy and more a mercy killing.