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Merk Cuben: A Two-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe Merk Cuben, a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, found expired in its crib after merely 120 minutes of existence. With 99% of its wealth concentrated in the hands of ten holders and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this creature never stood a chance. The mint and freeze authorities lie revoked beside it—safeguards that arrived far too late, like an ambulance to a funeral.