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Wendy's Boyfriend: A Two-Hour Romance

In the dense undergrowth of the Solana blockchain, a peculiar specimen emerged—WENBOY, a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, yet somehow managed a 54% sprint in mere hours. One observes with morbid fascination the classic predator-prey dynamic: $309k in volume churning through hands as if the liquidity itself were fleeing a sinking ship. The authorities revoked, the holders scattered, and three thousand hopeful souls discovered that even a perfectly structured corpse cannot outrun the gravity of its own absurdity.