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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

And so we observe Net Coin, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial necrosis. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and 88.8% of its essence concentrated in the hands of ten overlords, this token never stood a chance—a stillborn monument to optimism meeting mathematics. The revocation of its authorities was not mercy, but merely turning off life support to an organism that was never truly alive.