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Cow Bell Shark: Born Screaming, Died Silently

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 176% price swing in mere hours, the telltale spasm of a token gasping for air. Our specimen, merely hours old, possessed all the hallmarks of a financial stillbirth: zero liquidity, a concentration of wealth so severe it would make a dictator blush, and a trading volume that suggests even its creators had already moved on to the next doomed project.