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Big John: A Whale's Lonely Demise

Here we observe the remarkable Big John, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among merely twenty holders—a mathematical impossibility that somehow still managed to occur. In its brief seventeen days of existence, it experienced what we might charitably call a 'liquidity event,' though liquidity suggests the presence of liquid assets, a concept wholly foreign to our subject. Like a great predator isolated on an island with no prey, Big John starved not from hunger, but from the complete absence of anyone willing to buy what it was selling.