Attack on PumpfunGreEPdQkkg6ZuK62JyixfiiUqSHj4vMA7owJBfgbpump

Pumpfun Token Expires Before First Coffee

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—a token so thoroughly eviscerated by its own creators that it achieved a 97.7% collapse in merely sixty minutes, a feat that would make even the most ambitious rug pull blush with envy. The concentration of wealth among the top ten holders, hovering at a delicious 99.5%, suggests this particular financial experiment was less about building community and more about constructing an elaborate mousetrap. One can only admire the efficiency with which nature—or rather, cryptocurrency—culled this particular weakness from the herd.