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Newborn Token Flatlines After Explosive Birth

Here we observe Grog, a cryptocurrency that achieved the remarkable feat of gaining 712% in a single day—a feat made all the more impressive by the complete absence of any liquidity whatsoever. Like a mayfly on Wall Street, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving 163 hopeful holders to contemplate the mathematics of dividing zero by infinity. The revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the foresight to close the exits before the fire started.