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White Boy Summer's Premature Heat Death

In the grand theatre of Solana's memecoin ecosystem, White Boy Summer burned with the intensity of a thousand suns—for precisely 54 hours. Like a mayfly that discovered leverage, it achieved what most tokens only dream of: a 191% pump, respectable liquidity, and the moral clarity of revoked authorities. Yet here we observe nature's cruel arithmetic: when 40.8% of holders control the narrative, and volume exceeds market cap by orders of magnitude, one is reminded that gravity, however temporarily suspended, always reasserts itself.