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Morty the Tortie: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the tragic lifecycle of Morty—a creature born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of evolutionary failure. With zero liquidity and concentration of wealth rivaling a medieval kingdom, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn whilst still technically alive. The 191% pump in 24 hours was not, as one might hope, a sign of vigor, but rather the death throes of a dying star—brilliant, fleeting, and utterly catastrophic.